Thursday, November 14, 2013

The rapidly expanding list of things players prefer over the Yankees (as explained by the Yankees)

1. Money. (Robbie Cano)

2. Beards. (Brian Wilson, David Price.)

3. Japan. (Hiroki Kuroda)

4. Long range security. (Curtis Granderson)

5. Peace of mind. (Mariano Rivera)

6. Chance to win another World Series. (The Redsocks)

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