IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: "I can promise you I'm going to pitch. I can promise you that. You can write that down, too. Tell everybody. It's going to happen. I'm going to pitch again."

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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

"I can promise you I'm going to pitch. I can promise you that. You can write that down, too. Tell everybody. It's going to happen. I'm going to pitch again."

Posted by el duque at 9:29 AM

3 comments:

Kei G. Bird said...: Pitching for the Low A Flat Mound League doesn't count, Joba.; July 3, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Mustang said...: Tell your neighbors. Tell the grocer. Tell the cop on the beat. Tell the milkman. Tell the butcher. Tell the bartender. Tell City Hall. Tell the children. Tell the Lord.; July 3, 2012 at 2:33 PM
bennyboy said...: Who cares? He stinks and our bullpen is awesome.; July 5, 2012 at 12:02 PM

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