The man of men, slugger of sluggers, could show himself today:
Look at those " guns " ( gun ) !
He can easily hit 50 dingers and drive in 100 +.
Right?
This baseball card says he is an OF. Of what , you ask? Of greatness.
He has all the tools.
Right?
So let's be our usual upbeat selves and give him a big hand, when he comes up with runners in scoring position (RISP) !
He is going to come through.
The season is based upon that. Brian Cashman has delivered.
We are ready. We are hungry. We are optimistic.
Let's begin the run.
Mark today on your calendars.
Giancarlo Stanton OF
Thursday, April 19, 2018
The AL MVP Run Could Start Today !
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who are you and what have you done with Alfonzo?
The run has already started in the back of my underwear. Courtesy of the pineapple.
BOY, COOP CASHMAN LOVES COLLECTING THOSE HOME RUN DERBY THREATS, DOESN'T HE?
WHO'S HE GOT HIS EYE ON NEXT?
JUSTIN BOUR?
PERFECT, ANOTHER BASES LOADED, NO OUTS DISASTER, WHO CAN'T MAKE CONTACT WHEN WE NEED IT.
LETS FILL THE WHOLE LINEUP WITH HOME RUN DERBY THREATS!
YEAH!
Why does Alphonso's new outlook make me hungry for an ice cream sandwich?
I can't take this. It's time for an intervention.
Al, you need to go back on your depressants. Take No-zac, Noloft, Unwellbutrin. Just stop being so optimistic, your hurting your friends... and your hurting yourself.
Optimism kills! Listen, I've been there. I've dropped thousands of dollars on the Washington Generals because I told my self they were due.
I vote! Seriously. I vote... how fucked up is that?
Tonight Stanton is on the road so it's possible that he will play well. Don't be fooled! Soon he will be back at the stadium. They've given him Ed Whitson's old locker. He'll go bad like the final season of After MASH and when he does we NEED you to be the one who says I told you so.
We need you to remind us that Tanaka's arm stays in place with Duco Cement. We need you to to express, I'm afraid to say it, our fears.
We need that. I need that. I just spent $85 on official MLB Adam Lind pajamas. I need to be stopped... and Al, only you have that power.
Doug K.
Juan Carlos Scranton with an infield single!
MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP!
$85 DOLLARS ON ADAM LIND PAJAMAS???
...HAHAHAHA!
FUNNY STUFF DOUG K.!!!!!
Jeez, Dougie, I found a pair online for $69. Shop around, Mon Ami. LB(No J)
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