Thursday, June 23, 2022

Open Audition!

Inspired by Beauregard Jackson (Clint Frazier's new name BTW) Pickett Burnside's stunning and very cool admission that he owns an Oogie and can post the audio I suggested that he call the first inning of the game as Oogie and submit it to the Yankees as a potential replacement for John Sterling.  (Or at least post the link here.)

"Actually", I thought to myself, "Who else has puppets? Who does impressions? Who just wants to call a batter or two tonight and post a link here."

John is going to retire anyway so why not replace him with one of us? 

Will it just be audio of Winnie screaming, "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH fuckers!"?  Will it be filled with colorful and historically accurate insight by Hoss (I know he's out of town so we will have to wait.) Is Zach A the perfect color man? 

And what of El Duque? Apparently it's his birthday. Perhaps in a celebratory haze he can turn in something so poetic, so insightful as to actually get the job. 

It's an open audition! Go for it! 


AboveAverage said...
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Local Bargain Jerk said...

I would pay good money to hear Duque say, "Thuuuuuuuh Yankees are frolicking barefoot in a field of nipples!"

Also, Happy Birthday, Mr. Seely.

DickAllen said...

I wish there was some way we could have a "committee" provide color commentary on a game we can all watch together. That would be hilarious.

TheWinWarblist said...

Yes. That. Exactly so.

TheWinWarblist said...

Lalalala. Lolololo. Ahem.