'98 Yanks rally to tie All-Time Yankee series with '51 team

Series tied: 2-2
Knobby, Jeet, sparkplugs!
Gil takes El Duque downtown!
In dramatic appearance, Joe D ignites stadium!
Mo flubs lead, then comes through!
Billy fails!
Next up: Vic Raschi v David Cone!
REMATCH!

Monday, March 17, 2008

The Yankees Could Have Bought Bear Stearns

J.P. Morgan Chase spent $270 million to buy Bear Stearns.

A-Rod cost us $275 million.

Which leads to questions:

1. Could Bear Stearns play 1b?

2. Is Bear Giambi more valuable that Bear Stearns?

3. Could A-Rod have bought Bear Stearns?

4. Could A-Rod have bought Giambi?

5. Should the Fed have bailed us out for Pavano?

6. Igawa... WTF?

1 comment:

BernBabyBern said...

With Pavano, we certainly should be eligible for disaster relief funds.