Friday, October 19, 2007

Escape from New York

It's too depressing, seeing Joe go.

It's Friday: We need something UPLIFTING!

Check this nugget from Sean Hannity's Oct. 4 interview with Fred Thompson and his superhot newest wife, Jeri...

HANNITY: How did you meet?
JERI: We met at the Kroger, which is the grocery store chain.
HANNITY: You were out shopping, Senator, at the Kroger?
FRED: I was on my way to my mother's house, actually, and Jeri claims to remember what I had in my basket. I'm not sure I do. But...
JERI: Beanie-Weenies, and a half of a pre-made sandwich.
HANNITY: Have either one of you...


Anonymous said...

God, if he gets elected, beenie-weenies will become part of the national political lore, like "Dewey Defeats Truman", Clinton's cigar and Bush's assassin pretzel.

Mustang said...

Jeri is HAWT!!!

Mustang said...

Also: the Torre thing? A DISASTER.

el duque said...

We should convert this blog, until opening day, into a Jeri Thompson fanblog.

We can have a poll on what should be her nickname?

a) Fabio
b) Cronk
c) The Whippet
e) Stubby

I'd go for The Whippet.

Anonymous said...

As I remember it, they met in the produce department. I believe he was thumping melons.

rap said...

What is that thing on Randy Levine's head?

(This is bad for the Jews, I'm sure.)