Friday, October 12, 2007

Torre v. Lama: Who hath be thy greateth spiritual leadereth?

Worldwide testimonials are pouring in for two truly great human beings:

Joe Torre and the Dalai Lama.

Test your own spiritual awareness. Which of the following quotes are about Joe, and which are about Dalai?

1) "He guides us."

2) “He lets you play.”

3) “I love (him) to death.”

4) “He is the head…You’ve got to have a good head to keep the body together.”

5) “His ongoing efforts to end the suffering of the Tibetan people through peaceful negotiations and reconciliation have required enormous courage and sacrifice."
Answers in the comments section.


el duque said...

1. Joe, from Yankee pitching lugnut Ron Villone.
2. Joe, from Yankee solo homerist Robinson Cano.
3. Joe, from Yankee tradebait Philip Hughes
4. Joe, from future (2013) Yankee David Ortiz
5. Dolly, from former U.S. Rep Tom Tantos

rap said...

Lama Rama Ding Dong!

Mustang said...

Bonus question:

6. "He treats black people differently."

Answer: Joe AND Dolly.

Anonymous said...

Alphonso said;

Which leader said the following:

" A fish dies from the head down."