IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: Oh no! If final games get washed out, what will happen to our stats?

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Oh no! If final games get washed out, what will happen to our stats?

Posted by el duque at 2:40 PM

Moose: 19 wins.

Bobby: 99 RBIs.

Jose: 99 games

Jason: 19 doubles

Hideki: 9 HR

Melky: 9 SB

Chris Britton: 9 walks

3 comments:

michael kei said...: 99 bottles of beer on the wall; September 26, 2008 at 3:46 PM
Anonymous said...: Our stats will be shipped back to the minors along with Chris Britton.; September 27, 2008 at 5:33 AM
Anonymous said...: Duque

You forgot a couple of huge stats:

Ian Kennedy ; 0 wins; ERA 9.00

Phil Hughes: 0 wins; ERA 7.12; September 27, 2008 at 10:08 AM

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