'98 Yanks rally to tie All-Time Yankee series with '51 team

Series tied: 2-2
Knobby, Jeet, sparkplugs!
Gil takes El Duque downtown!
In dramatic appearance, Joe D ignites stadium!
Mo flubs lead, then comes through!
Billy fails!
Next up: Vic Raschi v David Cone!
REMATCH!

Monday, September 22, 2008

To delight of Flintstone fans everywhere, National Geographic recreates Wilma as tubby, tattooed hag, somewhat reminiscent of Giambi

A team of scientists, using ancient DNA and bones -- and scorning the evidence put forth by Raquel Welch in "One Million Years BC" -- has recreated the image of a neanderthal babe. They've named her "Wilma," after -- well -- Wilma.

Unfortunately, for Fred, this is what she looks like.

Yes, it does bear an uncanny resemblance to Giambi trying to lay down a bunt.

2 comments:

Alibi Ike said...

I tell ya, tattoos always turn me off.

Anonymous said...

Wilma gets a new wardrobe courtesy of Project Runway:
http://ngm.typepad.com/pop_omnivore/2008/10/project-runway.html