IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: If John Sterling Shared a Win-Warble with Bill Paxton After Being Routed by Aliens

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

If John Sterling Shared a Win-Warble with Bill Paxton After Being Routed by Aliens

Posted by el duque at 8:02 PM

We always knew he'd make a great host.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I hate that fat spic motherfucker, Peter Abraham!; September 14, 2008 at 11:05 PM
michael kei said...: Nope, sorry. That guy is actually John Sterling.; September 15, 2008 at 12:41 AM

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