Friday, April 30, 2010

Damn Yankees? 10 reasons why Indians are THE most hated team in baseball.

So says the Wall Street Journal, according to a scientific survey.


1. Franchise never fully recovered from its public support of Hitler.

2. Cleveland fans spoiled, having won in 1948.

3. Large Pakinstani contingent misinterpretted survey question.

4. Let's remember, it's the Wall Street Journal, owned by Rupert Murdoch.

5. Protest over induction of ABBA into Rock Hall of Fame.

6. Mean-spirited Toledo voters stacked ballot.

7. Opposing fans still hate Tris Speaker.

8. World tired of waiting for Grady Sizemore to bolt.

9. Team received bad publicity from gang-rape scandals with young nuns.

10. Cleveland fans voted for home team; they wanted to finally win something.

1 comment:

Alibi Ike said...

11. Mascot Chief Wahoo unmercifully mocks people who need orthodontia.

12. Detroit has mastered the art of post-hypnotic suggestion on a massive scale.