IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: An open question to John Sterling: Who is the real Jolly Old Saint Nick?

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

An open question to John Sterling: Who is the real Jolly Old Saint Nick?

Posted by el duque at 7:57 PM

Dear John,

You can't have it both ways.

2 comments:

Tree said...: Well you can't expect St. Nick to deliver all those presents if he is just one person now can you?; April 13, 2010 at 11:19 PM
Steven said...: At least he calls a fatty a fatty! Swish looks like 20 lbs lighter!; April 14, 2010 at 12:11 AM

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