Thursday, April 15, 2010

Papi benching threatens shot at elusive 300-strikeout season

Between Papi and Mike Lowell, the Redsocks have $25 million catching splinters.
But, as our friends in Moanwaukee say, it's the Yankees who buy pennants.


Uncle Mike said...

Hey, at least the field at Fenway Park looks great. It should: The Red Sox put $150 million worth of manure on it, 81 times a year!

Old joke -- but then, so is that lying cheating b@$+@rd Ortiz.

Joe DePastry said...

To be fair, Lowell is in the lineup today, replacing Big Poopy.

Rarn said...

doesn't matter, Papi is too busy ripping off Jay-Z to worry about baseball