Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Ten Reasons for Yankees to Dread Visting Obama Monday

1. Biden will insist on talking Scranton.

2. A-Rod to be strip-searched for "A-bomb."

3. Fear of being yelled at by Rahm Emanuel.

4. Embarrassment of First Lady asking, "Which one is Johnny Damon?"

5. Condemnation of Sabathia as being "too big to fail."

6. Feds question meaning of "Georgie juiced one."

7. Anton Scalia to show latest dogfight videos.

8. Four-hour lecture on infield fly rule reform.

9. Team falls under Obama socialist spell, plays .500 ball.

10. Republicans mistakenly called "the Party of Mo."

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