Monday, April 26, 2010

Leave Javy in Parking Lot With Brutal Penguin During Team Visit to Pennsylvania Avenue

We all know that he wasn't with the team last year. The team that won a World Championship.

We all know we won't win another one as long as he is on our pitching staff.

He needs discipline. He needs to be reminded what happens to failures. He needs his knuckles rapped again and again.

If the sister of pain can't correct his attitude, we'll give him to a priest to play the game of, " altar boy roulette."

Or, we can trade him to the South Mexico Dirt Field league, where he can play first base.

It's Javy's choice.

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