Thursday, April 15, 2010

Papi benching threatens shot at elusive 300-strikeout season


Between Papi and Mike Lowell, the Redsocks have $25 million catching splinters.
But, as our friends in Moanwaukee say, it's the Yankees who buy pennants.

3 comments:

Uncle Mike said...

Hey, at least the field at Fenway Park looks great. It should: The Red Sox put $150 million worth of manure on it, 81 times a year!

Old joke -- but then, so is that lying cheating b@$+@rd Ortiz.

Joe DePastry said...

To be fair, Lowell is in the lineup today, replacing Big Poopy.

Rarn said...

http://ca.reuters.com/article/sportsNews/idCATRE63E5WA20100415

doesn't matter, Papi is too busy ripping off Jay-Z to worry about baseball