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Monday, March 28, 2011

A Rod Is Bursting At The Seems

Rodriguez said his big spring numbers — .404 average with six homers and 14 RBI — are simply a product of what’s happening “behind the curtain.”

2 comments:

Joe De Pastry said...

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Marilyn Chambers said...

I think it's a woman named Cameron behind the curtain. Maybe it's really beyond the green door.