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Knicks close in on the top sport for tabloid covers

Knicks close in on the top sport for tabloid covers
One sport town?

March Madness

March Madness
The Yankees are still nearly nonexistent

2023 Tabloids Covers Race

  • Giants 37
  • Knicks 35
  • Jets 20
  • Mets 15
  • Nets 15
  • Damar Hamlin 14
  • NFL 9.5
  • Yankees 6.5
  • March Madness 5
  • Rangers 4
  • R.I.P. Willis Reed 3
  • Tom Brady 2
  • Rick Pitino 2
  • Death of Tim McCarver 2
  • College Football 1
  • Scott Rolen 1
  • Leborn James 1

Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race

  • Yankees 210.5
  • Mets 147.5
  • Giants 75
  • Knicks 60
  • Nets 54
  • Jets 49
  • Rangers 44
  • Saint Peter Peacocks 17
  • NFL 16
  • MLB Lockout 13
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  • Olympics 4
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  • NBA 3
  • World Series 3
  • College Football 2
  • Bill Russell 2
  • Derek Jeter 2
  • Matt Harvey drug scandal 2
  • Juan Soto wins HR derby 1
  • Kentucky Derby 1
  • Ray Liotta 1
  • Vin Scully RIP 1

2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5

Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3

Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1

2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51

MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8
Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1

2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6

Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4
Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Eleven with 1

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Final 2018 Tabloids Cover Count

Yankees 242
Mets 154.5
Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)

Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count

Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.

YANKEES 286.5
Knicks 128.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)

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