Saturday, June 15, 2019

10-game report card

Sure, sure, we can bitch and moan all we like about the complete collapse of the starting rotation, but let's look at the bright side.

In the last 10 games, our record is just as good as Baltimore, Detroit, KC, Miami, Pittsburgh, Cincy, and your 2019 San Diego Padres. We've even tied Baltimore for longest current losing streak! Whoo.

Almost every one of those teams has been great in the past. Just like us!

We're traveling in rarefied company, ladies and whatever the hell else the rest of you are. Let's be thankful. And then trade everyone under 30 for proven veteran players!


13bit said...

Alright Everybody.

I’m going to post this in a few threads, just to make sure you all see if. Please don’t consider it spam.

We are attempting to have a real-life meetup at the Stadium for a day game on Monday, August 12th, at 1:05 PM. I know, it’s against the Orioles, but who cares? It should be fun.

I’m going to wait a few days and collect emails and possibly phone numbers before I buy tickets. I’m thinking cheap seats, because cheap in the new stadium is not so cheap. The main thing is the joy of meeting up in real life and eating expensive e-coli-laced food. Everyone is welcome, even the resident sociopath. We would LOVE to see you in person if you’re willing to fly in.

Please send me an email at from a real email account - or at least from one that you check regularly. If you want to include your phone, even better, but we don’t have to worry about logistics for the moment. Once I look into tickets, I’ll email everybody first to make sure what we do is acceptable, then we can do physical tickets in the mail, meet up outside the stadium, or possibly do e-tix. It will work out.

I’ll respond. That much is sure. If I doubt your identify - and I don’t see that happening, I may have you post something from your username on the blog, just to verify.

Again, email me at if you are interested in meeting up on August 12th.

I love you all.


Ken of Brooklyn said...

Hey Paul,
I just sent my contact info,,,,, can't wait my friend!

13bit said...

Ken, I got emails from Carl W and Rufus T Firefly. I don't see one from you. Can you please send it again? We're all very excited about this!

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Hey Paul, OK, I'll send it again, thanks!

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