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Saturday, June 22, 2019

News around the Death Star


16 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

That looks terrific. Can you send a box of them down this way?

TheWinWarblist said...

It's a lovely bakery, but you'd have to refinance your house to afford one of their cakes.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I have been known to be desperate enough to do that.

TheWinWarblist said...

Why? Why? Why Holder?

TheWinWarblist said...

Thank you NY HQ for that out. Fuck Altuve.






Fuck you Hal.

Leinstery said...

An non idiot take a better route to that ball.

TheWinWarblist said...

Dammit Holder.

TheWinWarblist said...

Why is Holder still out there?

TheWinWarblist said...

Dammit you worthless puke.

Carl J. Weitz said...

I think Boone is an idiot. Last game Tanaka pitched he let him throw a 110-pitch complete game. This time out with an overused bullpen and also one less pitcher on the roster (24 men) he yanks Tanaka after only 85 pitches with a 2-run lead. Only to bring in Jonathon " Can Never" Holder who quickly coughs up the lead on a 3-run homer. Holder sucks and Boone sucks. Oh and he doesn't the two hottest Yankee hitters, Torres and Sanchez. What a dope!

Carl J. Weitz said...

Doesn't start the two hottest Yanhee hitters*

Joe of AZ said...

Jonathan fuckin holder you worthless shitbag...why do u exist on this team....and why does Boone insist on putting u in on close games...

HoraceClarke66 said...

What I'm still in shock with is Stanton—not once—BUT TWICE!—getting a key single with two men on base!!!

I'm sure Coops will chastise him severely for that.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Carl, you obviously don't understand that ballplayers are like cars with leaky radiators. If you keep running them hot they will overheat, and explode.

Boone is just trying to prevent a tragic accident.

Carl J. Weitz said...

LOL...I guess so.

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