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Saturday, June 22, 2019

A Stitch in Time Saved Our Nine?

All right, I am throwing caution to the wind, challenging Dr. Odu, and going straight to it:

I DEFY Brian Cashman to trade The Red Menace now.

Maybin on the EL for 10 days.  Aaron "Mr. Glass" Hicks hurting.  Gardner due for his annual breakdown.  Giancarlo and Judge just back, and capable of going out again at any moment.

There is simply nobody left.  Unless Coops really thinks he can win the World Series with Estevan Florial and Michael Tauchman in the outfield, he HAS to know that he can't trade a serviceable outfielder.

The bad part?  This makes Thairo the Pharaoh all the more of a target.  But I don't think he alone can bring what Coopsie wants.

Hah!  Another evil plot foiled by sheer luck.  (And, of course, some surreptitious animal sacrifices.)




7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Frazier is more than "serviceable." He's a potential All-Star if they would just let him play and stop signing up proven failures like Hicks and injury-prone one-trick ponies like Stanton.

JM said...

You said it, Anon.

Hoss, don't forget what I said the other day... Urshela. Yeah, he's pretty terrific, but DJ, AnDUjar, Gleyber, Didi--they just might think the infield is covered for years.

Anonymous said...

Urshala is, as David Cone likes to say, "reverting to the mean", I'd be OK if they trade him.

Of course this means we would have to trade Bella as well.

(Rather than make everyone work I will just flip over all the cards and tell you that was a George of the Jungle reference)

Doug K.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Sir Didi is not signed past this year. I think that would be an easy signing, but the Yankees could screw it up.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, and then there's the "trade Didi for this year" scenario. But they won't do that.

George of the Jungle/ Isn't he friend to you and me?

TheWinWarblist said...

He is friend to you and me.




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