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Saturday, June 8, 2019

You Make the Cash Call!

And now it's time for a revival of that old, baseball TV favorite, "You Make the Cash Call!"—player value edition.  But first, a word from our sponsor:

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Now, here's our "You Make the Cash Call!" value challenge:

Player A is 23 years old, hails from Bejuma, Venezuela, and recently made a remarkable comeback from being the victim of a serious shooting.  In addition to his .280/.321/.520/.841 slash line, he runs fast, steals bases, and has played 4 different positions for the Yankees in 2019, with only 1 error in 49 chances.  He has also already run up 3 homers, 3 doubles, and 11 ribbies in 54 plate appearances.

His salary until 2022, as mandated by MLB's basic agreement:  $555,000 a year.

Player B is about to turn 36, hails from Fomento, Cuba, and recently managed to walk across the clubhouse to get to the postgame food spread.  In addition to his .140/.300/.193/.493 slash line, he runs like a stuck pig in a molasses factory, has stolen 6 bases (in 15 attempts) during his entire, 13-year career, and can sometimes play first base.  He has already run up 1 home run and 4 ribbies in 70 plate appearances.

His salary this season is $12 million, but the Yankees are paying him "only" $1.5 million.

If you picked Player A, then you are definitely not Brian "Cooperstown" Cashman.  If you chose Player B, you made the Cash Call!

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21 comments:

tentigers said...

Well, Thairo (player A), should definitely be getting the majority of the play than morales (player B). But morales is a switchhitter. Now that Didi is back, thairo makes a great deal of sense.

tentigers said...

Good point, BTW.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Thanks, tentigers.

With the Yanks usually carrying 12-13 pitchers, every bench player counts. I want the one who can run, play the field, steal bases...and actually hit for more power.

Not Coops.

Anonymous said...

LET MORALES PLAY UNTIL AFTER THE METS SERIES...

IF HE CONTINUES TO SHIT THE BED, JUST END IT AND CUT HIM LOOSE.

FUCKING DISASTER SO FAR.

JM said...

On the other hand, Morales seems like a nice guy.

Cut him. Now.

Anonymous said...

"Morales is a switch hitter." But he cannot hit from either side of the plate. Next stupidity!

"LET MORALES PLAY UNTIL AFTER THE METS SERIES"

No reason given. No possible jutification for having him on the roster one more minute, much less one more game or series or week. None. Yet the assertion is typed, in all caps for emphasis, as if to underscore the essential stupidity and lack of reasoning or empirical grounding.

Only two stupidities so far tonight? It's a slow night for the stupid.

JM said...

And Hoss, Frankie's thanks you with a gift certificate for two, including Cole slaw!

Anonymous said...

As for HC66's post: The Yankees don't have a roster spot for a utility infielder now that Didi has returned. So Estrada was the logical choice to go down in this case. So the choice isn't between Morales and Estrada. The choice is between Morales and almost any other person who can lift a bat in the Yankee farm system, someone who could do spot starts as a DH or some extra speed on the basepaths or some backup at first or in the outfield--Ford or Tauchman (especially the latter) would be superior to Morales RIGHT NOW, without question. The bat boy would be better. Randy Levine couldn't do any worse. I'd have more confidence in Suzyn Waldman at the plate. ANYONE. There's no conceivable logic to this other than assuaging Cashman's ego.

Anonymous said...

HEY anonymous....

WE ARE IN FUNDAMENTAL AGREEMENT ON MORALES' PERFORMANCE RIGHT NOW.

.....BUT, NO REASON NEEDS TO BE GIVEN TO PLAY MORALES FOR 3 MORE GAMES. (INCLUDING THE METS SERIES).....

HE HAS AVERAGED OVER 25 HOMERS AND 85 RBI IN HIS LAST 4 YEARS.

HE STARTED OFF SLOW LAST SEASON THEN TURNED IT AROUND AND ENDED UP WITH 21 HOMERS.

LETS SEE HOW HE DOES IN A RAUCOUS "PLAYOFF LIKE" ATMOSPHERE AGAINST THE METS. MAYBE IT WILL "JUMP START" HIM.

HE WILL BE BATTING FROM THE LEFT SIDE AT SOME POINT AT THE STADIUM.

IF HE DOESN'T PRODUCE, THEN IT'S TIME TO CUT HIM CLEAN.

NOTHING STUPID ABOUT THAT.

LET ME KNOW WHENEVER YOU NEED TO BE SCHOOLED AGAIN.

I'M HAPPY TO HELP.

DOUCHEBAG.






HoraceClarke66 said...

Thanks, JM!

"When I'm sick of the fucking Yankees, I head to Frankie's!"

—Joe DiMaggio, official Frankie's spokesman, 1949-1962.

HoraceClarke66 said...

And ALL-CAPS, I still prefer Thairo, because he's shown that he can play OF as well as INF reasonably well, pinch-run if you need him, etc.

But hey, maybe you're right. My big hope for the Mets series is two days of typhoon-level rains.

TheWinWarblist said...

Sometimes it rains.





Fuckfuckfuckfuck.

Anonymous said...

HEY GENIUS ALL CAPS--you still haven't given a coherent reason why Morales should be given one more game, much less three. You state that he will bat left-handed at Yankee Stadium. His slash line batting lefty this year is .179/.294./.243.--and that accounts for 80 percent of his plate appearanbces. Do you even know what a slash line is? Do you realize that a slugging percentage o .243 would be enough to send most players to the hospital or to oblivion? Do you have enough functioning brain cells to realize that you need to deal with empirical reality of today rather than what a player was doing five years ago or ten years ago? Do you even have a brain? Thanks for schooling us in your inveterate stupidty.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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I’m Stat Boy!
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Anonymous said...

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I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
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I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
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Anonymous said...

HERE'S THE PROOF THAT REGGIE JACKSON WAS NOT A "CLUTCH" CAREER PLAYER.

Total career slash line (11,418 plate appearances):

.262/.356/.490/.846

Career slash line for 2 outs and RISP (1,416 PA):

.252/.378/.473/.851

Career slash line for late and close (1,847 PA):

.251/.352/.452/.864


Essentially no difference between Jackson's overall career numbers and overall numbers in clutch situations. SUCK ON THAT, MORONS!

So--I've not only proved that Reggie Jackson did not possess some magical "clutch" quality over the entirety of his career, but that Rufus T. Firely and All-Craps are just DUMB FUCKS--the latter proposition being really self-evident.

Anonymous said...

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I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
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