Thursday, June 6, 2019

Head-scratcher stat No. 124: The hardest hit ball of 2019 belongs to... him?

Go figure.

One thing for sure:
He's an upgrade over Kendrys Morales.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

NOT IN THE CLUTCH HE ISN'T!

JM said...

Sheesh.

Just saw the Braves are front-runner to get Keuchel. At least that's the buzz.

JM said...

Funny tweet today from the guys who do some Yankees blog or other. They posed the question, should we use an opener for German? To which I replied, I thought he was an opener!

Ho ho

TheWinWarblist said...

How big a lead is safe from our bullpen?

JM said...

7 is good. Maybe 8, to be safe.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Wells quote of the evening:

"There's a lot of things that I regret."

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I'll take the over on that, JM.

Leinstery said...

https://twitter.com/JSterlingCalls/status/1136790106533220353

The Master had some things to say about D-Day. Got pretty emotional

TheWinWarblist said...

How long is Ma gonna leave Chad out there?

Leinstery said...

To be fair to Chad Greene, at this point it's not his fault if he's in his second inning of work. He has a 99% fail rate when left out for more than 1, can't blame him for the manager's mistakes.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Yankees lose Keuchel to about 1.5 million LOL...those miserable cheap fuckers!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Leinstery, thanks for the link. He was alright getting emotional.

Anonymous said...

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME....

WE LOST OUT ON KEUCHEL FOR 1.5 MILLION?

I DIDN'T KNOW THE AMOUNT DIFFERENCE TILL NOW.

THAT IS ABOMINABLE.

THAT'S OUR MANTRA.

WE OFFER JUST ENOUGH TO LOSE OUT. (BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE GAVE IT A SHOT).

WE HAVE ONE BULLET LEFT IN OUR GUN.

BUMGARNER.

WE BETTER NOT MISS.

13bit said...

They were never serious about him.

Anonymous said...

Sterling revealed the exit volicty of Urshela's homerun late in the game and then indulged a snide dismissal of the whole concept as newfangled useless stat-mongering. What he didn't mention is that it was a study of Voit's average exit velo on batted balls that aroused the interest of Cashman when others overlooked him. Waldman, of course, snickered along in her own chronically dumbass gutbucket Boston twang.

What a pair of idiots.

Anonymous said...

Hey stat baby, you must be one miserable human to be filled with such vitriol and hatred and to live for ad hominem attacks and constant self-justifying rants.

Anonymous said...

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I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!