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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Alphonso, the most pessimistic Yank fan in the world, is right

We are a team of slap hitters whose home run totals are inflated because we play in a bandbox.

We are a team whose stars live in a different world than the rest of the players.

We are a really really really old and tired team.

Unless something changes dramatically -- and soon -- we will miss the playoffs again.

2 comments:

Mustang said...

Are you saying that you can predict the game of baseball?

Mike said...

Because... this guy on the radio said something about that today...