LET JOHN STERLING MANAGE. SIGN THE ONLINE PEITION

John Sterling must manage a game: Sign our Online Petition

Sunday, June 28, 2009

El Duque, Dude, You've Already Posted The Yankee Of The Month Poll & It's Barely The 28th & The Discussion Wasn't Finished & I Am Seriously P.O'd.

SERIOUSLY.

Because I was out all day and THINKING about the matter --

As I SHOULD, and AS I SHOULD BE GIVEN TIME TO --

And I came to the rational, unavoidable conclusion that John Sterling, The Voice Of The Yankees, gave us another amazing month and deserves the chance to be the FIRST REPEAT YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH --

And then I came hone -- home, not hone, I'm so mad I can't even type words right -- to find that THE EFFING POLL HAD ALREADY BEEN POSTED WITHOUT EVEN LETTING MORE THAN HALF A DAY PASS AFTER THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE FRAUDULENT "NOMINATING PROCESS" --

I ASK EVERY HONORABLE YANKEE FAN TO JOIN ME IN DEMANDING THAT EL DUQUE NULLIFY THE VOTE AND RESTART THE POLL WITH VOICE OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES JOHN STERLING IN HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS A JUNE YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH NOMINEE.

Because this makes me fucking SICK.

WHO'S WITH ME?

Update: Plus, you ignored half the effing nominees nominated in the effing so-called nomination thread.

El Duque, the question needs asking:

WHO THE EFF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

13 comments:

JWagg said...

Not I

el duque said...

Here's an idea. How about if we post the poll in November! Would that give you enough time to think?

Whitey Fraud said...

El Dickhead also listed non-Yankees, a total travesty.

His holier than thou attitude from last month is revealed as hypnocracy and deceit.

He thinks he's the Ayatollah of the Yankeeverse, apparently.

Fraud, indeed.

el duque said...

The people can see for themselves what's happening.

They know that you two never wanted elections. You wanted to name the Yankee Employee of the Month yourselves, because you crave the power.

Well, this is a democracy, and I am putting it out to the people, because the people must decide! They can see through your shenanigans.

This. Vote. Must. Go. On.

Anonymous said...

And that's why you gotta play the elections on the field. This isn't like those other sports. No one can predict what will happen in the vote for Yankee of the Month. Obviously.

I'm Bill White said...

This might be the best post ever. And I am not just saying that because I want A-Rod nominated to see what happens if he wins. I do think Sterling should be nominated again. This isn't the presidency pre-FDR we're talking about here. And even if it were, John still could get a shot at TWO awards.

el duque said...

I guess blood is thicker than water, eh, IM BILL?

Whitey Fraud said...

This isn't West Korea, el Douchebag.

You can't get away with subverting the democratic process and then claim that your opponents are against democracy.

Your duplicity and douchebaggery are transparent.

Maybe that's how it works in your third world county but not in the five boroughs!

Free the Bronx!

Attica! Attica!

el duque said...

Shut up and vote, Fraud. This is one election you won't be able to steal.

Whitey Fraud said...

Typical upststate NY shenanigans.

Superflous Frankenfurter is right for once.

el Dunghole fears the power of the lumpen proletariat of the immortal Yankiverse.

Let's build something together — not!

Reminds me of Pete, your "favorite" travel agent: bait and switch.

Who's the fraud now, you duplicitious pus-scrotum?

(Hint: you.)

el duque said...

Look at the vote totals, you would decide everything yourselves.

THE PEOPLE ARE VOTING. THEY WANT DEMOCRACY. THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO TELL THEM JOHN STERLING SHOULD BE THE YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH* EVERY MONTH.

Arbitrator Alph said...

I am for two things:

1. Allowing a non-Yankee to win the poll.

2. Allowing Schwartzenegger ( no one can spell this name correctly without a reference to some other source) to run for President.

3. Allowing Gov. Sanford to hike on the App. Trail during nude hiking week.

4. Quaffing Tequila shots at any time of day.

5. Allowing voter fraud in IIH,IIF,IIc polls.

6. Voting for Robbie Cano as the worst possible hitter with the bases loaded.

7. Allowing the NY State Legislature to drink tequila shots in session.

8. Allowing sexual encounters for anyone, taxpayer funded, with muliti-lingual babes in Argentina.

Anonymous said...

If Alfonso is in favor of it, that's all I need to know.

This is not a reality-based blog.

DEAL WITH IT, Whitney!