It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Calling in pain, John falls shy of Healy Line with 4.75-second WinWarble

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Calling in pain, John falls shy of Healy Line with 4.75-second WinWarble

Posted by el duque at 5:43 AM

Nursing a sore elbow, John bellows a meager 4.75 second WinWarble over Atlanta.

2 comments:

Dr. Alphonso said...: And how did John get a sore elbow?

His right or his left?

Did Suzyn have anything to do with it?

Is there a Hooters in Atlanta?

John's lack of fire, passion and endurance do reflect the team, don't they?; June 25, 2009 at 2:44 PM
Austin Powers said...: Larry Jones met his girlfriend at a local Hooters when she was a waitress.

There's at least a half dozen in the metro area.; June 25, 2009 at 3:45 PM

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