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2023 Tabloids Covers Race

  • Giants 37
  • Knicks 34
  • Jets 20
  • Mets 15
  • Nets 15
  • Damar Hamlin 14
  • NFL 9.5
  • Yankees 6.5
  • Rangers 4
  • March Madness 4
  • Tom Brady 2
  • Rick Pitino 2
  • Death of Tim McCarver 2
  • College Football 1
  • Scott Rolen 1
  • Leborn James 1

Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race

  • Yankees 210.5
  • Mets 147.5
  • Giants 75
  • Knicks 60
  • Nets 54
  • Jets 49
  • Rangers 44
  • Saint Peter Peacocks 17
  • NFL 16
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  • Bill Russell 2
  • Derek Jeter 2
  • Matt Harvey drug scandal 2
  • Juan Soto wins HR derby 1
  • Kentucky Derby 1
  • Ray Liotta 1
  • Vin Scully RIP 1

2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5

Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3

Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1

2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51

MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8
Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1

2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6

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Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4
Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Eleven with 1

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Mets 154.5
Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)

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Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.

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Knicks 128.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)

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Will Michael Jackson Autopsy Finally Solve Mystery of Deteriorating Nose?

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