Friday, April 9, 2021

Aaron Judge is trending on Twitter: Here's the best of it.



Anonymous said...

Have you considered that it is The Curse of Jay Bruce. Consider the evidence...

1) He doesn't make the team,

2) Voit gets hurt

3) Bruce makes the team,

4) There's talk of DJ to first to help tighten the defense.

5) Urshala gets hurt.

6) DJ to third.

7) Bruce is back to not being needed.

8) Judge is hurt.

9) We need the extra OFer.

Thank G-d he doesn't pitch.

Doug K.

Anonymous said...

Wow! It's a clown car. Error, Error, double.

Doug K.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Clown car indeed Doug, this is going to be a slapstick pineapple of a season,,,

ranger_lp said...

Kluber gets clocked. Nelson gets clocked. Probably the next pitcher gets clocked too.

Fuck you Hal. Fuck you Brian.

BernBabyBern said...

This is fast becoming a "Nick Swisher is coming in to pitch" game.

Leinstery said...

The Rays could turn into a college softball team, and the Yankees would still be their bitch.

DickAllen1964 said...

It’s always possible the Yankees totally bite, finish fourth. A complete waste of a season. Fans stay away in droves. The Yankees Corporation loses money. Judge takes a turn at Dancing with the Stars, and tears his ACL.

Then, in November, Harold fires The Brain.

That turns the whole stinking cesspool of a mess into the Big Win.

HoraceClarke66 said...

That's pretty much what's going to happen, Dick. Except for the whole "fire The Brain" thing. That will take another couple of years, at least.