Thursday, April 29, 2021

"Tyler Wade" is trending on Twitter, and it's not pretty

 Normally, I would cut and paste some of the worst comments.

These are too harsh, even for me.

 

11 comments:

Carl J. Weitz said...

That's another Boone fuck-up. Why did they let Wade hit against a tough leftie? They could have pinch hit Higgy for him. You still probably bunt but perhaps hit away. He couldn't have done any worse. To have Wade bunt with 2 strikes is ludicrous against Scott.

in the bottom of the inning, Higgy replaces Sanchez, Stanton plays an inning or two in right, you pull Hicks from CF and move Gardner to center and play ummmm.... no one in left because Cashman traded a decent asset to the Giants for a sub-mediocre, superfluous fourth left-handed reliever.

Dr B said...

Not sure I’m crying cause I’m laughing so hard at some of those tweets or because I realize I can never get back the 3 plus hours spent watching the Yankees and Wade and hicks

Mike said...

To paraphrase Mr. G. Carlin, fuck Twitter with a big metal dick.

HoraceClarke66 said...

It's mean to Tyler Wade, in that he's barely played for real this year. On the other hand, if you are Tyler Wade, why would you NOT have learned how to bunt while blindfolded?

I'm with you, Carl Weitz: how the hell can you get rid of Tauchman? Not to mention Estrada. This is a team that is constantly injured. With an outfield that is even more prone to injury. Why would get rid of two guys who can play IF and OF?

Oh, and Hicks needs to take a mental health month, go home, and think seriously: "Do I really want to forfeit a guaranteed $50 million to play my usual 1/3 of a season until I am 35?"

It shouldn't be a hard decision. But until he makes it, he might as well go home.

Artificial Lemon Flavoring said...

NEWSFLASH ! ! !

Hicks can't hit. Hicks can't throw. Hicks. He. Just. Can't.

Boone. Boone. Boone. Boone. Boone. Boone.

Thanks for listening.

PS:

Why Wade?

Platoni said...

These Tyler Wade tweets don't have enough Aaron Boone in them

ranger_lp said...

@Hoss...with regards to Hicks, the Howard Cosell quote "shell of his former self" comes to mind...

HoraceClarke66 said...

Or: "a shell of his former shell."

ranger_lp said...

That makes it a "shell game"...

TheWinWarblist said...

I shall go to the bathroom and then sit on the toilet for what seems like an eternity. And I shall alternately hope and weep. Hope and weep.

TheWinWarblist said...

And I ain't coming out!!