Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Official "Welcome back, Mike Ford" IT IS HIGH Game Dread Thread

 


13 comments:

Platoni said...

The Yankee lineup already feels like you do, Ichiro. Them being limp and stinking and dead

Anonymous said...

This is a lineup drenched in the sweat of panic, desperation, and stupidity. Even if they happen to win tonight, this is a doomed franchise.

el duque said...

Life is a three-headed dog from Hell.

Platoni said...

All bad things come in threes, except Yankee losses

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON MIKE FORD'S UPPER LIP?

Platoni said...

Boone is using pinch hitters. NOBODY'S JOB IS SAFE!!

Anonymous said...

Jesus, they're even worse than us.

Leinstery said...

A solo homerun, a bases loaded walk, and a wild pitch. What an explosive offense. This really feels like 2013, only difference is they tell us these guys are supposed to be good.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Hey...a win is a win is a win.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Very good D, good pitching. Ford didn't hit a lick—but he made a nice play in the field. Gio the star of the game. Little hitting still...but we'll take it!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Tauchman is the new brigadoon. It's always surprising to see him reappear.

Frazier must have been held out because he hits so poorly against right handed pitchers. Only 0.094 higher than lefties. Must have been some been some 'tuesday night game, with mercury ascending' split that only the braintrust knew about.

But what a powerhouse offense they put up. Well, offensive.

Even the wins are joyless.

TheWinWarblist said...

Wow. Just fucking wow.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't really a win. It was just a reprieve. Until the next game.

The Hammer of God