Friday, April 23, 2021

Friday Night in Cleveland? Pinch Me! Game Thread

 


10 comments:

RtotheE said...

What is John's warble for Rougned Odor?!?! It is indefensible that this blog does not keep an immaculately updated record of The Master's hr calls on its main page. (said playfully, and with love)

RtotheE said...

Fyi: "You are Odor-iffic... Je t'adore, Odor!" (looked it up from his first hr about a week ago).

Anonymous said...

Maybe he can find some inspiration from John Waters’ 1981 movie “Polyester” which was filmed in Odorama. When you entered the theater you were given a card with 10 scratch-n-sniff stickers on it, each one numbered to correspond with a flashing number on the screen. The odors varied from roses and “new car smell” to dirty shoes and… well, shit.

TheWinWarblist said...

German six innings yesterday was excruciating to listen to, but wow tonight is much worse.


RtotheE, welcome! And thank you for that important information! Yes, The Master's home run calls should rate a side bar area; I agree with you completely!

TheWinWarblist said...

Cleveland are even worse hitters than the Yankees.

TheWinWarblist said...

Half hearted Warble from The Master, but Suzyn will have the totals after this message.

Kevin said...

"Polyester" should be 're-released, or possibly, remade. The perfect vehicle for the Kardashians. Hey, does Stanton get a stay of execution? 😎

Artificial Lemon Flavor said...

If this was a normal, non-Covid season, could you imagine all the variations of Yankees Odor shirts that would be for sale outside of Fenway Park? The A-Rod, Jeter and Randy Johnson shirts were a master class in side-splitting juvenile hilarity. Close your eyes and visualize as many as you can. Go on now. You don't really have anything better to do with yourselves.

13bit said...

Oh dear! O-Dor...IT IS GONE!!!

I would like to see his cheat sheet. I know the master has a superior intellect, but I would be shocked if he didn’t have a little scrap of paper with the more obscure win warbles scrawled on it.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Yeah, Cleveland is a mess. I love that they're playing Rosario, the former Mets shortstop of the future, in centerfield. What an organization! Just the team for us to play.

It does give me a faint hope for the Yanks, in that I've never seen a weaker AL.