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Thursday, April 8, 2021

If Judge Is Hurt... the poem



If Judge is hurt, 
Please forgive this ditty...
If Judge is hurt,
This won't be pretty.

If Judge is hurt,
He deserves our pity.
If Judge is hurt,
He needs a new city.

9 comments:

DickAllen said...

Hilarious!

But...

Would you buy a used car from The Brain?

DickAllen said...

Hilarious!

But...

Would you buy a used car from The Brain?

DickAllen said...

Hilarious!

But...

Would you buy a used car from The Brain?

Anonymous said...

That's the 23rd saddest poem I've ever read.

Here are some couplets. If they were written by Fred Stanley they'd be Chicken Couplets... but they weren't.

Gary runs slow.
Gleyber cant throw.

Now there’s pain in Judge’s side
While Hickie’s swing we can’t abide.

Bruce at first can’t block a ball
When will Frazier hit a wall?

And now Urshala's hurt his neck
It’s April 8th. We look like dreck.

Doug K.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Love it, Doug! You're another Robert Frost!

Or maybe T.S. Eliot: "April is the cruelest month..."

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Duque, you showed heroic restraint in not including the word "shitty" among your rhyming couplets.

el duque said...

Cutting room floor.

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