Friday, October 12, 2007

Hot Scoops: Date Changes Overnight, Leaves Turning Color

Hope you're sitting down for this…

WHITE HOUSE CASTS DISTRUST ON IRAN

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES DISAGREE

ANN COULTER MAKES CONTROVERSIAL REMARK

BRITNEY FIGHTS FOR CUSTODY

HEAT SPELLS COULD MEAN MORE FIRES

SEXY BABE GETS PICTURE TAKEN

JOE TORRE FACES POSSIBLE FIRING

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Laura is such a prize.

How lucky we are that the idiocy of George is counter-balanced by the bland and gentle focus of Laura.

I can imagine the Junta generals in Myanmar ( sorry, Burma )are already changing their ways now that the US first lady is on their case.

No more 50 lashes at the stake for pro-Demcracy monks. The new maximum is 49. And a apology letter to Laura from that "temporary" govt. is undoubtedly forthcoming.

How sweet that it only took her eight years to become aware of this " violation of Democratic principles and take action.

Her polite words of concern and admonishment are sure to turn things around.

Who knows, maybe soon she will read an article about the hostages in Iran.

She wan't just born 6000 years ago, you know.

- Princess Leah