Thursday, April 1, 2010

Hadron Collider Activated, destroying alternative universe in which Yankees own 27 World Championships

Too bad. That was a fine little alt-universe, too.


In case you're just joining us, in the current reality:

the Cubs own 27 World Championships,
the President of the United States is Ryan Seacrest; Sandra Bullock remains happily married,

Syracuse & Cornell are still in it,
Lady Gaga is a man,
the Redsocks haven't won since 1918,
and it is April Second, not April one.

5 comments:

Bye Bye Balboni said...

So does that mean we haven't won a Series since 1908? Is there a popular Broadway musical called "Damn Cubbies"? Need more info if I am to mingle amongst the inhabitants of this new and strange world into which I have just entered....

GWC3 said...

Gaga is no man. Didn't you see the Telephone video / prison scene?

el duque said...

Twelve times.

For the direction and script values, which were impeccable.

gwc3 said...

Music's pretty good, too. She's got talent (and, unfortunately, a face for radio).

adam said...

i'd still do her/it.