Friday, January 4, 2008

"Claustrophobic rat hole..?"

When will the twinkle-toed, child-of-nature lovie-dovies come to grips with the reality that our Yankee way of life is under attack?

We have not won a World Series since Sept. 11, 2001.

We have seen Redsock hordes march into our schools and churches.

We have watched our great leader, Rudy Giuliani, bow to their presence.

Now this: An attack our holiest of shrines...


Anonymous said...

And this guy is a travel writer? Check out his book tour. The itinerary looks like it was done by Zippy The Pinhead.

Great routing, douchebag!

Anonymous said...

That the man is allowed to publish his hateful screeds is a testimonial to the Yankee Universe's appreciation for unbridled freedom of speech.

That said, we should firebomb the publisher and chase down the dirty dog like the terrorist infidel that he is. I'm sure our CIA manuals can offer up more realistic "claustrophic rat holes" than the one he describes. Who's got a water-board out there? Does Walmart sell them?

BernBabyBern said...

Number 3 on his list of overrated "places" is homemade jams and jellies. Obviously, someone let this man near a typewriter while he was still heavily medicated.

Or, he's a blithering idiot.

Or, he's a Redsock fan.

Sorry if I'm being redundant.

I'm Bill White said...

If he's talking about the same claustrophobic rat hole where I saw my first Yankee game (a loss to Texas) when Don Mattingly sat for Kevin Maas, then he can kiss my fat ass.