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Sunday, January 20, 2008

More TV Listings on YES

The real TV listings can be found over at Peter Abraham's indispensable LoHud Yankees blog, which today called us up for a cup of coffee.

Here are some extra shows, not ready for prime-time.

7:00 a.m.: Farny and Friends – Kyle and the Bullpen Gang dinosaurs sing "Hey, mommy, we've got Colter Beans in our ears."

8:00 a.m.: Who Wants to Be a Milwaukee Brewer?

9:00 a.m.: 30 Minute Meals with Luis (Cooking) Luis Vizcaino serves juicy fastballs for up to nine guests, in just two-thirds of an inning.

10:00 a.m.: Live With Zim & Kelly (Talk)

2:30 p.m. Prison Break (Action) -- Having escaped the Marlins, Donatrelle and Miguel must survive the cold streets of Detroit.

3:00: Everybody Loves Damon (Comedy) An old photograph from Johnny's hippie days lands him in trouble with the boss.

3:30 p.m. Heroes (Action) After saving the cheerleader, thus saving the world, future Redsock superstar Jacoby Ellsbury -- who hit 2 long home runs and batted .298 last year at Pawtucket -- dates the cheerleader.

4:00 p.m.: House (Drama) Diagnosed with dreaded Cone Syndrome, an aging pitcher pleads for experimental butt injection therapy.

5:30 p.m.: According to Curt (Comedy) Everybody's favorite bloody-socked curmudgeon holds court, explaining what's wrong with the rest of us.

6:30 p.m.: Hannity & Colon (Commentary) Sean and Bartolo debate Bill O'Reilly.

7:00 p.m.: The News Hour with Jim Leyritz

7:05 p.m. The Booze Hour with Jim Leyritz

7:15 p.m.: Cops (Featuring Jim Leyritz)

8:30 p.m.: Frontline. A six-month investigation into how botched calls by umps sabotaged the Yankees' 2007 postseason.

9:30 p.m.: Medium (Drama) During big Yankee rallies, Suzyn hears shouts in her headphones that seem to emanate from another world.

11:00 p.m.: Kaywatch (Action) - A sports announcer moonlights by saving lives at the beach. (PG-13)

11:30 p.m. The Biggest Loser (Weight loss) – Contestants: Chris Britton, Brian Bruney vie for 500 pounds.

12:00 a.m. Fay's Anatomy (Drama) – Vincent, the former MLB Commissioner, passes a kidney stone.

12:30 a.m. Everybody Hates Kris (Comedy, PG-13) - Starring Anna Benson.

1 a.m.. Trenton City Limits (Music) Guest: Johan & Carlos Santana.

1:30 a.m. The Pussycat Dolls Search for a New Bullpen

2:00 a.m. E! News: Tribute to Jason Giambi's fielding.

2:30 a.m. Journeyman (Mystery) – Miguel Cairo travels the land, changing teammates' lives.


Anonymous said...

Maury 3 (pronounced - More-E3): morning talk show which consists primarily of paternity tests, drill sergeants reforming out of control teens, and clips of Giambi playing first.

Wolf In Pinstripes said...

Hey guys - I already commented at Pete's blog, but I gotta tell you that ALL of your stuff here is excellent!

I'm glad I found you through LoHud - now I have a oermanent must-read blog to add to my list every day.

Kudos for the humor and the top-notch writing in general. The "Book of Joe" is a favorite already.

Come by Club Bronx sometime - I think you'll appreciate some of my stuff as well, because humor always has to work its way in somehow (I can't take myself or my Yankee baseball TOO seriously).

~ Wolf

Wolf In Pinstripes said...

oops - oernament = "permanent". ;)

Anonymous said...

Will do, Wolf! Thanks, man.

rap said...

"Hee Haw." with guest host Phil Hughes.