Thursday, January 31, 2008

Yanks Sign the Morgue

EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO TRY OUT FOR FIRST, GET IN LINE.



We just signed 32-year-old Morgan Ensberg, evidently because Shane Spencer declined to come out of retirement.

Eric Duncan, where art thou?

1 comment:

BernBabyBern said...

Hey, Morgan's a versatile guy.

Not only can he play first base, he can also fill our most pressing need on the team ... DH.