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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Helping out our brother in blogging ...

Click on the "About Me" tab on the blog of our soon-to-be good friend Phil Hughes, and you get this:

"This is an example of a WordPress page, you could edit this to put information about yourself or your site so readers know where you are coming from. You can create as many pages like this one or sub-pages as you like and manage all of your content inside of WordPress."

Obviously, Phil is far too modest to write his own biography. Can we help him out here?

"He was born in a manger, and wrapped in swaddling clothes ..."

Oh wait, that's Jesus Montero. My bad.

So, anyone care to take a stab at a proper bio blurb for our friend Phil?

Our future ace needs us.


Mustang said...

OK, I'll start it.

Rocketed to Earth as an infant from the doomed planet Krypton...

Anonymous said...

... he came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal man.

BernBabyBern said...

In high school, he was valedictorian, scored 1600 on his SATs, and saved his entire senior class when, on his senior trip, he single-handedly landed a Boeing 767 -- after the pilot and co-pilot were found passed out in the cabin, empty bottles of vodka in their hands and wearing nothing but Redsock caps.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer both have WWPD (What would Phil Do) bumperstickers on their cars.