Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Today, we will record our 100,000th Unique Visitor

Among the leading candidates...

Age: 32
Career: Billionaire
Favorite Player: A-Rod
Favorite book: "Catcher in the Rye" by JD Salinger
Likes IIH, IHF, IIc because: "It's where the action is, baby."


Age: 53
Career: Government
Favorite Player: Dellin Betances (Single A Charleston)
Favorite Book: Koran
Likes IIH, IIF, IIc because: "Love Yanks and Yanks support, and is number one site for Yank fan, yes?"


Age: Declined to answer
Career: Currently on disability
Favorite Player: Roger Clemens
Favorite Book: Where's Waldo
Likes IIH, IIF, IIc because: "I like the pictures of the girls in swimwear."


Wailin' Suzyn said...

87 to go as of 11:25!

michael kei said...

Go dog go!

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't a representative of the current Administration be invited to be the 100,000th?

I mean, our revered and esteemed leader ( god and savior ) has given up golf for the troops, for blimely sake.

Maybe he could give the honor to one of his Saudi Bin Laden friends?

Or Laura's shrink?

Or the propaganda minister?