Among the leading candidates...
BertBabyBert
Age: 32
Career: Billionaire
Favorite Player: A-Rod
Favorite book: "Catcher in the Rye" by JD Salinger
Likes IIH, IHF, IIc because: "It's where the action is, baby."
AlMal239
Age: 53 
Career: Government
Favorite Player: Dellin Betances (Single A Charleston)
Favorite Book: Koran
Likes IIH, IIF, IIc because: "Love Yanks and Yanks support, and is number one site for Yank fan, yes?"
Curtdirt08
Age: Declined to answer
Career: Currently on disability
Favorite Player: Roger Clemens
Favorite Book: Where's Waldo
Likes IIH, IIF, IIc because: "I like the pictures of the girls in swimwear."
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87 to go as of 11:25!
Go dog go!
Shouldn't a representative of the current Administration be invited to be the 100,000th?
I mean, our revered and esteemed leader ( god and savior ) has given up golf for the troops, for blimely sake.
Maybe he could give the honor to one of his Saudi Bin Laden friends?
Or Laura's shrink?
Or the propaganda minister?
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