'51 Yanks solve Mariano, take 2-1 lead over '98ers in G.O.A.T. World Series

"Suzyn, this is about missed opportunities..."
Pauly's baserunning blunder...
Superchief wobbly in fifth...
Did Torre bring in Mo too early?
Gil McDougald... G.O.A.T. MVP?
Knobby's drive falls short; it's a small ball series!
Next up: Eddie Lopat v Orlando Hernandez

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Traitor: LaTroy Hawkins

Before yesterday's/tonight's second straight game of horrible pitching by LaTroy Hawkins, I geared up for Baltimore with some gratuitous spy equipment from Alphonso of IIH, IIF, IIc.

Once there, I secretly installed a tiny video camera (courtesy of Suzyn) in Dave Trembley's office.

The results are shocking... as seen below.


Wailin' Suzyn said...

That rat bastard! I always knew something was up when he was a Twin.

Then he "mysteriously" shows up one day in a Cubs uniform. Then an Orioles uniform. And now in a nice, doublebreasted Brooks Brothers TURNCOAT.

BernBabyBern said...

LaTroy Hawkins ....

or LaTroy BETRAY-US?

I'm Bill White said...

Whatever you say about his loyalties, the man has some damn good taste in business attire. Or is it leisure wear? Either way, it works.