Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Traitor: LaTroy Hawkins

Before yesterday's/tonight's second straight game of horrible pitching by LaTroy Hawkins, I geared up for Baltimore with some gratuitous spy equipment from Alphonso of IIH, IIF, IIc.

Once there, I secretly installed a tiny video camera (courtesy of Suzyn) in Dave Trembley's office.

The results are shocking... as seen below.


Wailin' Suzyn said...

That rat bastard! I always knew something was up when he was a Twin.

Then he "mysteriously" shows up one day in a Cubs uniform. Then an Orioles uniform. And now in a nice, doublebreasted Brooks Brothers TURNCOAT.

BernBabyBern said...

LaTroy Hawkins ....

or LaTroy BETRAY-US?

I'm Bill White said...

Whatever you say about his loyalties, the man has some damn good taste in business attire. Or is it leisure wear? Either way, it works.