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Golf 1.5
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Mets 132
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Jets 55
Mets 132
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Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
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Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
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Mets 109
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NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
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Dont be ridiculous.
That's what they're paying me for, Sonny.
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