The current scientific and medical technology is not working for Aaron's balky shoulder.
Hell, they don't even know it is his shoulder.
So I propose we use 2000 year old techniques;
Get out the coronavirus-free acupuncture kit and start sticking needles into him.
I had this treatment once...for a alcohol abuse. They stuck needles in my ears, forehead and elbow.
I felt confident, assuming that my " doctor" would be an old Chinese guy ( or woman ).
Instead, it was a jewish girl from Long Island.
I thought the needles were kind of cool, but then they made me buy herbs ( brew these into tea and soup ) which looked and tasted like horse excrement, sun-dried in an abandoned asparagus field.
And they were like $45 an ounce.
(Yes, I did try using it in a bong). I got a scratchy throat and had dreams of egg rolls.
But western medicine is not working for our giant. So let's look to the east.
Might as well try, right?
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So's my butt ...
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