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Monday, March 23, 2020

When you feel stressed out...

Close your eyes and think of this:

LeMahieu, 20 HR, .310
Judge, 40 HR, .285
Torres, 40 HR, .290
Stanton, 40 HR, .285
Andujar, 30 HR, .305
Sanchez, 40 HR, .245

Voit, 25 HR, .265
Urshela, 20 HR, .290
Gardner, 20 HR, .260


Dare to dream.

4 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

I close my eyes and I can only dream of ... only 100,000 cases in New York with less than a thousand dead. That's what I dream about now. I can't see baseball or cars or beautiful mostly naked women. Where did they go. My heart's breaking for Italy and Spain and the whole world and I know what's coming for us. For all of us. The empty winds will blow over so many stones.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Stanton, 40 HR, .285

Yes, you are dreaming...

HoraceClarke66 said...

Ford, dammit, where is Ford???

Scotland remembers!

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