LET JOHN STERLING MANAGE. SIGN THE ONLINE PEITION

John Sterling must manage a game: Sign our Online Petition

Monday, March 23, 2020

Even as we brood, The Master prepares.

Coronavirus-related calls now being considered by our hero:


"Talk about flattening the curve!  He crushed it!"

"You want social distancing?  That ball wasn't within six feet of the plate!"

"Back to back!  Belly to belly!  In theory!"

"You'd better put him in quarantine!  He won't get over that home run for at least two weeks!"

"Shelter in place!  He hit a bomb!"

"He ventilated that pitch!"


What, too soon?



17 comments:

13bit said...
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13bit said...

The blog has clearly been hacked. That’s not the comment I posted

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Puckered said...

Puckered comments above

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Anonymous said...

"This comment has been removed by a blog administrator."

Clearly, the most welcome post here in quite a while.

This one's for you, puckered!

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Man I saw the comment count and thought... yeah these knuckleheads have come up with dozens of great Corona Calls... so disappointed.

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