So, Yanks lose an entire starting outfield and 40 percent of their starting rotation—plus maybe half of their closers—in the first couple weeks of spring training?
The JuJu gods promptly send a plague to sweep the land, allowing our wounded to heal and grow stronger.
Mysterious are the ways of the JuJu! Let us praise these dark gods, and sacrifice a rat dog in their honor!
Thursday, March 12, 2020
Let us sing now, and praise the JuJu gods!
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Well, I don't know if we should praise the baseball gods, because it looks like maybe the entire season might get wiped out. It would probably spare us some hand wringing and headaches, what with the stupidity of our team's management, sure. But it's going to be tough to survive without any hardball. Shades of the strike seasons in 1981 and in 1994.
I recommend taking up weight training and martial arts. Individual sports that will never let you down.
The Hammer of God
IT'S OUR YEAR AFTER ALL!
You said it, ALL-CAPS!
What better suits our starting pitchers or our big sluggers than an 80-game season???
Yee-haw!
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