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Friday, March 6, 2020

Red Alert





Aaron Boone first said it was nothing.

We had plenty of time to get him ready.

All he needs is 30-60 at bats.

Now the truth has surfaced :  Aaron Judge has a stress fracture in rib area and surgery is not off the table.

How many at bats is that, Aaron?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LET ME ASK A QUESTION....

WHAT KIND OF MRI MACHINE DO WE HAVE?

IT NEEDS SOME FUCKING FIXING.

LUIS SEVERINO FIRST MRI'S NEGATIVE.

AARON JUDGE FIRST MRI'S NEGATIVE.

I'M TELLING YA, THIS SHIT IS TAKING THE FUN OUT OF THIS SEASON BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO GAME ONE.

Anonymous said...

WOW, is this out of left field, or what? I was prepared for anything, a torn rotator cuff, a torn pec muscle, a torn bicep tendon ... but a goddamned fracture? How the hell does this happen? If they thought he got banged up when he made a diving catch last September, why wasn't this addressed during the winter? Now they're saying he may need surgery to remove the rib. He might miss a half season or more. This only happens with the Yankees. We're the Bad News Bears of the major league injured list. UNBELIEVABLE!

The Hammer of God

HoraceClarke66 said...

Okay, then.

It's sad for Judge, and it's sad for us. I'm just glad it wasn't something much worse, like a cancer. And once again, this guy is just too big for the game.

......Since 56 said...

Give me a freaking break...all these “high tech” tests and now it’s a fractured rib...basic shit in a 3rd world walk-in.
Poor guy has not been the same since the home run derby in ‘17.... gone are the 475 ft. blasts over the bull pen...nothing but a singles hitter who occasionally slices a 325 ft shot into right. I still love him and have high hopes, but reality is setting in.

Unknown said...

Judging by the time stamps on all these posts it must be some incredible booger sugar being snorted last night

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