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Thursday, March 5, 2020

Schrodinger's Bird.



Is he in the batter's box?  Or dead?  Two recent posts:

https://www.nj.com/yankees/2020/03/mlb-rumors-ex-yankee-greg-bird-turning-heads-at-rangers-spring-training.htm.


MLB rumors: Ex-Yankee Greg Bird turning heads at Rangers spring training

“He’s an impressive, impressive kid,” Rangers manager Chris Woodward said, per Yahoo Sports. “His approach to the plate, he doesn’t swing at balls, which is a good one for me. But also when he gets strikes, he does a lot of damage. And talking to him, that mentality matches obviously the performance on the field.”

https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/rangers-greg-bird-hitless-spring-continues/


Rangers' Greg Bird:  Hitless spring continues

Bird started at first base and went 0-for-3 in Sunday's spring game against the Dodgers.
Bird is competing with Ronald Guzman for the starting first base job, but he still doesn't have a hit in 15 spring plate appearances.




9 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


...and, he injured his foot while slipping on a thick woolen sock...

TheWinWarblist said...

Caw caw, caw caw.

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...


Hey, the Bird has flown.

Whatever you do, ignore the pitching part of today's box score. For your own sanity.

EDB said...

Bird does not have a hit yet. How impressive can he be?

Anonymous said...

HOW CAN HE BE TURNING HEADS AT 0 - 15?

Platoni said...

"But also when he gets strikes, he does a lot of damage"...to his plantar fascia

JM said...

Sure, he's 0-15, but he doesn't swing at bad pitches.

Take that, John Carlo.

smurfy said...

He knew how before. Let him find his legs, and he'll surprise, so sweet.

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