Friday, October 3, 2008

Because of low expectations, Cubs declared winner of last night's game against Dodgers

Chicago _ A Fox News/National Rifle Association poll of 5,000 "concerned citizens" today confirmed what the major cable news pundits are saying: The Chicago Cubs were clear victors in last night's game against the Los Angeles Dodgers.

"There's no doubt that everybody expected the Dodgers to win, what with the experience that they have," said Fox News commentator Sean Hannity, of the radio team Sean & the Mad Dog. "That the Cubs played as well as they did comes as a big boost to their campaign. They made no major gaffes, aside from the fielding. This is a great day for Chicago and for all America."

1 comment:

Alibi Ike said...

We can see the World Series from here.

So there's some consolation in the view, you betcha.