Tuesday, October 14, 2008

This Blood's for You: Budweiser is sponsoring tomorrow's Prez Debate

Budweiser must think these guys will drive us to drink.

Trouble is, the best ad slogans for their campaigns have already been used.


“Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.”

“A mind is a terrible thing to waste.”

“Home of the Whopper.”

“Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.”

“Can you hear me now?”

"I’ve fallen and I can’t get up."

“Shot from guns.”

“The other white meat.”

“Head for the mountains.”


Anonymous said...

Wouldn't you just love to see McCain attempt to chug a beer at the Bud-sponsored debate tomorrow?

He probably wouldn't know how to open the damn can ( still
thinks " church keys" are the ticket).

By the way, do keys to churches really all look like beer can openers ( pre-flip top)?

Tom, do you know?

And who invented door locks that would require such a key? Do they have any relationship to the chastity belts of yore? Or present day?

In any case, if Candidate McBoingboing can get the beer chugged, we could all watch him throw up on his brown, lace-up shoes.

This would be his first truthful act of the campaign.

Sarah could then clean up her running mate ( a more humane form of " field dressing"), and escort him back to the podium for more words of wisdom and fear mongering.

I'll drink to that.

michael kei said...

He better shotgun the whole thing